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(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# who the fuck is sam?
woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# that'd be me
/actualnameblog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Sir Sam Spam?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# nope
just samuel
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# so are you not really a knight of the realm then?
have you just been pretending?

is it to steal old ladies life savings?

do you have a false mustache?

goddammit I want answers!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yes.....
yes!....YES!!! and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids

*twistles false mustache*

edit: at least im not masquerading as a kiddies bank account, to try and get into kiddies bank accounts
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I HAVE OVER £6.17 IN THAT ACCOUNT NOW, WHAT WITH COMPOUND INTEREST AND ALL
I'll not be buying you a present when I cash it all in for retirement
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
PROFIT!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ha
At least he's not pretending to be continental to romance his way into old ladies life savings...

damn...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Derek Acorah-biscuit's
personal ghost from the future/past or possibly medieval times called Sam. He feeds him lies and
deceit and refuses to tell him winning lottery numbers
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
so did you find them in the end?

edit: you should have just insulted them over and over and over until they rename the show "most taunted"............badum..........tish
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I didn't
nope. I ended up getting involved in a seance in the basement of a pub though. Almost as good and hokey :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Winning lottery numbers
from medieval times? Blimey.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Someone call?
oh
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# "you recieve a knighthood
take £200 as a duchey"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# pass it on the left hand side
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *passes*
*out*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Acorah

The best bit is his demise... and to get his own show because of it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# the guy is such a dick. It should be illegal for him to have airtime
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# That's lovely.
Here, have this:

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# God
I fucking hate Derek Acorah and his horrible cheesy grin.
Not to mention his mongoloid co-presenter.

Marvellous pic as always!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I'll ask again as I only got one reply (although I guess that means no)........
Did anyone watch Most Haunted Live last night and was this scary ghost art actually shown?

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
You been at the psychic drawings, have you?

I hope Mr. Bald Chap With Big Ears showed that, I really do.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I was hoping someone had posted a screen cap when I woke up this morning
He showed off a pic I did once before, but I can't find that now
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I didn't see it, sorry.
So I have no idea whether they showed your automatic drawings. I like to think they did though, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

How's your back?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I din't see them either
but I did turn over to watch the secret policemans ball at 10/

Boosh, boosh, mightier than a moose!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# i fell asleep before that bit and left the tv on,
woke up to the boosh and called my mummy cos of the scary dreams.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# That was great.
And, surprisingly, Russell Brand was actually amusing.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# The Boosh made me laugh muchly...
So I changed my sig in appreciation =)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# the boosh were utter shit
most unfunny thing on a not very funny program... unfortunately... altho most modern comedy stuff doesn't make me laugh either... hmmmm

boosh on radio4 is occasionally slightly funny.

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I love the boosh
but I fear they may have jumped the shark with that performance. Just wierd for the sake of being wierd.
And Russell Brand WAS REALLY FUNNY!! I am aghast!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Thats excellent
I always liked it when he did the spelling of names bit.

Whats that Sam?

T-W-A-T?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# i'm getting the word.....nonce
/phoenix nights
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Hello Mr. The Neville.
What advice have you to give me today?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# don't...
no.. never.... no wait, always. yes, always make sure you're wearing pants. yes
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Jolly good.
Although there may be bathing problems there, as my pants are soluble.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)