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# Streetlights on the motorway in the distance...
And yes, a huge diver's helmet - it's the local landmark!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# So anyway... urethral reroute?
Que?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i'm trying to get people to google image it
and be disgusted
it's not a lifestyle choice or anything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I wondered if it was something to do with your princes wand...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# i don't got a princes wand...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I thought you had?
Apologies... that's two b3tans I've mistaken you for today!

*sees psychotherapist for anti-mictoboy tablets*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it was part of a conversation, but i've got hegar sounds, not a pw
so don't take the pills just yet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# dont bother
I've been taking them for weeks and I still see him outside my window
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I googled that.
I got strangely aroused. I'm off to the bathroom with a stanley knife and some savlon now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I want to vomit
Why, oh why did I look at that. It was never going to be good.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# What worried me more was these:
www.steelwerksextreme.com/02_extreme/0231_chast_cage/thumbs/chast_device_05a.jpg

(This is what my safe work search brought up)
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Oooh.
That looks good.

Better than my current model anyway.

/saves up for fancy metal thing blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck is that thing for?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)