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# Right, that's it, I'm off now.
My shit day's nearly over, so I'm having a quick beer that I don't really want but can't get out of, and then I'm off home to find out how badly my stepdaughter got beaten up at school today.

But before I go I've made this for you all: it's where I live (except that in real life it doesn't look like it was drawn by a 2-year-old)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry to hear about the stepdaughter mate!
I too am going to the pub for beer, but i want to go! :)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# my brother's newborn son managed to swallow its own shit during birth and is in intensive care
Im going home to get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Crikey. Hope that turns out okay...
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# cheer up
we all love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# You live in a hedge?
Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ha! At least you can see it's a hedge...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Your hedge is on fire....
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# what's going on with that hedge?
and is th\at a diver's helmet on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Streetlights on the motorway in the distance...
And yes, a huge diver's helmet - it's the local landmark!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# So anyway... urethral reroute?
Que?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i'm trying to get people to google image it
and be disgusted
it's not a lifestyle choice or anything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I wondered if it was something to do with your princes wand...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# i don't got a princes wand...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I thought you had?
Apologies... that's two b3tans I've mistaken you for today!

*sees psychotherapist for anti-mictoboy tablets*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it was part of a conversation, but i've got hegar sounds, not a pw
so don't take the pills just yet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# dont bother
I've been taking them for weeks and I still see him outside my window
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I googled that.
I got strangely aroused. I'm off to the bathroom with a stanley knife and some savlon now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I want to vomit
Why, oh why did I look at that. It was never going to be good.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# What worried me more was these:
www.steelwerksextreme.com/02_extreme/0231_chast_cage/thumbs/chast_device_05a.jpg

(This is what my safe work search brought up)
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Oooh.
That looks good.

Better than my current model anyway.

/saves up for fancy metal thing blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck is that thing for?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I quite like this. It looks like the Hawick - Bonchester Bridge road.
Woo for making me want to live in the Bridge again.

Minor TJ: I was taking photos today. If you feel you can ignore/at least not laugh at the earlier posts, look at the area where I live: PHOTOGRAPHICAL STUFF! ITS GREEN AND LEAFY
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# This is charming.
Something about it just makes me smile, but in a slightly sad way, for some reason :)
(Booga O Valencia!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Or Reuters for that matter
Sorry to hear about your little lady, do you want me to go to her school with a lump hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# =/ *smiles sadly*
Ha, no ta...

EDIT: Ha! Reuters, very good

*makes mental note to slap Cw with wet kipper next time I see her*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# No? Aw
*puts away pitchforks*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# So
I should pack my anti fish suit on thursday then!?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# No, you'll be okay tomorrow.
There's simply no way I can get hold of a wet kipper at that kind of short notice!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# there's nothing I like to see more than a lady with a lump hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# If you're very lucky...
..I'll let you play with it
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)