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# I'm not Australian torres but I will comply
edit: needs more optimisation - but have half a woo and a grain of houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# 12 days now!

sorry if i offended the other night with my assumptions.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# hey fella
No probs - I just find sweeping comments on "torn anuses" in relation to geyhers quite offensive...

but meh ;)

*gives you a big gay hug with intact sphincter*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# it was an off the cuff comment
just don't like pople getting in a pissed off when it wasn't intended.

anyway, i hope your drought clears up, me i'm married and we've just had a new kiddy so chances for me are slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ahh - new kiddy -
the ultimate contraceptive!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# you can get one from milawi if you want
i hear they are quite cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# yeh, but I can't afford for my name to be dragged through the gutter press
I'll steal one from outside Tescos instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# to be honest you could prolly buy one from a 14 year old chavette on the council estate.
or swap it for a westlife CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# tesco?
the ones left outside there are rubbish.

try waitrose. you'll get some top class babies there.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# 12 days!!!!!!!!
*tries not to move*


; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# haha ;)
I'm off home tomorrow so my bloke will feel the lovin' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Good Good.
Have a good trip : )

*removes back from wall* ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# i read that as 'have a good grip'

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# those 12 days getting to you then?
maybe you should do a 40 days 40 nights kinda thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ARE YOU MAAAAAAD???
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# yes. yes i am.
hehheeheheeeeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAABWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# i can see the tabliod headlines already.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# can you?
what do they say?

do you live outside a printing press?

are there any good page 3's? (ever?)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)