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[challenge entry] What a Smug Bastard

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(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Two McCartneys?!!
that's four Beatles in the background, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That's why he's smug
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# One of them is
the infamous sixth beatle.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# sixth?
Who was number 5?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Jeremy Beatle.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Beatlejuice was the 7th
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# You know your stuff.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# that's Richard Madeley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# warren from 'this life'
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# today
has been very strange. Very strange indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# haha
awww
have a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# best advice of the day so far
*makes tea*
Anyone else want one while the kettle is on?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Tea!
Yes.. and Send T-Shirt out to get the Milk...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# *stretches* Aye, go on then, milk and two please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# well, as you're offering
I'll have a tea please
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# there you all are
*brings in tray*
Shall I be mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# As in: pouring the tea
or as in: corpse on an office chair?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hey you didn't ask for one
I didn't make enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I'll have a coffee if its easier?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# no probs
it's all about good manners
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Tsch
I'll do the coffees then.

There'd better be biscuits left when I get back...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Be quick then, You're running out of options
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Kettle's empty.
*refills*
*waits*
*conceals pink wafer biccy*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# it's getting full in the b3ta tea room
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# there's only one digestive left already!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# *returns with coffees*
*removes pink wafer from hiding place (on top of Milkman Dan's hat-last place they'd look)*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# MUM! Swaza is dropping crumbs everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# have we got any biscuits mum?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Yes
there's a plate with a selection of the following
Jammie Dodgers
Nice
Morning Coffee
Digestives
Chocolate Digestives
Those strange pink wafers that were so nice when I was 5 but taste like carpet strip now
hob-nobs
Ginger nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# hmmmm
choccy digestive please

ta :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Oooh Dibbs on the hob-nobs!
suckers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# How come?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# just so many McCartneys
Plus someone delivered a bed to my house. Except I don't remember ordering one.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Is it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# yes
and it's got my details on it, so either I ordered a bed, or the bed fairy has waved her wand.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# More importantly,
how much money don't you know you've spent on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# no idea
it doesn't seem very important at the minute. I'll care later, but right now, I'm content to have a bonus bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Well happy napping!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)