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# I AM JOLLY JACK I DRAW PICTURES OF ANIMALS WITH TITS AND PICTURES OF MY SELF TALKING TO THE ANIMALS WITH TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# fuck
off

cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# I thought you where my boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# I thought you cared
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# come on baby, give me some loving.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# *rapes with a jagged edged dildo*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# would you like a banana?
i've got three and i shant be able to eat them all before they go off
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# ooh, yes please
can I have one laced with valium please?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# yeah
i think i'll have mine with milk
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# I did a stupid thing and slept
woke up at 2AM all alive and awake. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# FOOL!
I have been at work. I ache. My bed is coooold.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I ache all over.
and it's shitting cold here. But I did just get used to hot weather again, so that figures.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# i need a good rub down
and maybe some sex
sex makes beds warm
yes, sex is what's missing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# dammit
you are right. Sex is what I need right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sex
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# ):

/misses
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)
# you'll find it again
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# I wish
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# I WAS JUST WORKING ON THAT YIFF YIFF GRR SONG, TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# Late night annoying'ness...
YAY... God I need to go to beeeedd
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# what's stopping you?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# American friends on Ventrilo
:(
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
i'm contemplating not going to bed at all
it's nearly time to get up ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# Hehe
Yeah, staying up any longer than around 6-7am really screws up your sleeping pattern sometimes

But around 10am I usually get my second wind for a few more hours hehe

I'm kinda' used to late nights on the computer though ;P
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# might have a little nap in a bit
i'm in uni at 11, which isnt so bad
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:32, archived)
# Ouchh really?
I have fridays off, mwahah! Thursday are my bull shit day though, 10am - 6pm, and up until 8pm if the lecturer wants us to come to the drop in session :(
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# that's rubbish
i'm in mondays whenever...
tuesdays 9am to 9pm.. rather solidly
wednesday off (useless!)
thursdays 9am to 7pm
and fridays depends on the week.

plus i have work at least two nights a week...
meh...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# Whoah those are horribly long days...
Monday: 11 - 1, Tuesday: 9-10 :x, Wednesday: 9 - 5

I guess I get it kinda' easy... and I'm too lazy to work
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# what part of Merkinland?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Merkingland?
As in some place where cases are dealt? People are shit on, etc?

Not really sure how to answer that ;]
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# silly :D
I mean what part of america?

ARSE THAT WAS MY 23K!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:29, archived)
# Lewl :x
I'm talking to 3 of 'em right now; One is from Florida, two from New Jersy... I have a bunch of others from Massachusetts I've known for almost 4 years, but they have school tomorrow ;P

I'm going to visit them at Xmas I think, procrastanated the visit in summer... one is coming to London in June xD

RAWR RANDOM MEETUPS

(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# rawr for internet meetups
and the USA :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# are you in the usa right now?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON YOUR CHANCE FOR SEX.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# nope
but I was for the last week, basking in the California sun.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)
# Indeed :]
LANs are fun too, but don't attend many anymore ;P
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# HELLO DOCTOR COCK
HOW THE HELL IS YOUR HANGOVER AFTER THE RAPE SESSION I LINED UP FOR YOU AFTER LAST NIGHT'S NIGHT OUT WITH THE MAN WHO RAPES PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE UP FOR IT AND ARE SILLY AND ARE STUPID AND ARE UP FOR IT. BOY I KNOW. I BET YOU LOVED IT AND LIVED IT. I BET IT WAS THE BEST DAY OR NIGHT OF YOUR DAY OR NIGHT LIFE. AND I BET YOU FELT THE BLISS OF A GOOD RAPEHOLD IN THE ARSE-HOLD. UP THE BUM. IN THE BUM. OF THE BUM. REGARDING THE BUM. THE BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# PARDON?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I BUMMED HIM WITH BUMMING
AND THEN WHEN HE WAS DEAD I BUMMED HIM SOME MORE WITH BUMMING AND BUMS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# YOU'D BUM A BUM WITH A BUM
AND THEN YOU'D BUM THAT. I KNOW YOU'D BUM THAT. AND THEN YOU'D BUM SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO RAPE YOU?
I FOUND BLOOD IN MY SEAMEN YESTERDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I FOUND BLOOD IN YOUR SUBMARINE
EXPLAIN THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# I got a bloody nose while sailing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Nobody has a nose THAT big!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# I'm part jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# AND PART BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# that
rules so much
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)