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# No, seriously.
It's a well known fact in my house that my bum is a big round thing.

But it's useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# i bet it is!
you haven't changed ya sig
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Oh, good point
I meant to do that earlier but I got all caught up in the b3tary goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# For sitting on?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# and leaning on.
But sitting is it's main function.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've always
found that arses are very good for sitting on.

Very well designed, bums are.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Some bums
Some poor people don't have proper bums though. I pity them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Some people
have very proper bums.

They're the sort of bums who fart politely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *sits on captain wows bum*
you're right, it is comfy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# The bigger the cushion,
The sweeter the pushin'.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)