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# Awwww! VERY Woo!
time for a pea I think, perhaps they could be inserted into this lovely beauty....



EDIT- wheely, you're being added to the ship's roster as captain's birdy shoulder friend, unless you mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmm
That's kinda sexy, for a rhino.
I'm worried about myself
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# We all worry about you
It's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Phew at least someone does
*gets back to rhino loving*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm
Got any vacancies aboard for a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I don't know
are you a useful weasel?

I'm going to have to upgrade this galleon soon, it's getting very crowded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Donno
I can swim, steal stuff, burrow. Pretty damn hard to catch too

I can't help but notice that as a pirate ship you're awefully short on boarding crews and pirates who generally marauder.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# You volunteering to be the ships plunderer and rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# you can be marauder 1 then
Althuogh we can all maraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Or a goat?
Ship milk producer
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# You need to speak to Nonny or the Blue Aardvark about that one
Quartermaster/chef
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Okays.
I'm not sure about being generally known as a "birdy shoulder friend" though. Sounds like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I changed friend to companion
But if you can think of something more fitting, I'm a big ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)