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# Test-tube rhinos.
It's the future.





I am some kind of God, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *bows*



EDIT: im off to start my night of drinking...cya everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# careful now
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6156026.stm
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# god
i was permanently drunk from 14 - 17 years old, then from 20 - 24
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# from 8pm to midnight
every night?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# midnight is 0
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# mmm'ok
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# what happenned between 17 and 20..
guess either you learnt to drive and stayed off booze or were in a coma..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# the pubs refused to serve me suddenly
then i failed my a levels, so i went off to college to do a hnd, and figured i'd try to work hard fro a change
then, UNIVERSITY *gets hangover just thinking about it*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# 17-20
were the convent years right?
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# What a soft shandy drinking wuss
"It's not unusual for a child to have drunk a litre of vodka. That would have me on my back for three or four weeks."
*laughs*
*worries about own liver*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# kids have an amazing capacity for alcohol
all that fresh liver tissue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Ho yus
Like y'say, I was frequenting the pub from 14 onwards.Quite funny to celebrate your 18th when they've been serving you for 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# This
I used to be able to drink ridiculous amounts when I was younger and I'm SHIT now.

Although I used to get stoned off a couple of tokes when I was younger, and I'm not like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# nightyho!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# it's the only solution!

/coat

*comes back to woo this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hurry up with that coat
don't keep us in suspens(ion)

/double pun coat and hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# That's way cool!
Kerlick!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# yay
that was mine!


*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# attaboy!
*pats back*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hooray for science!
and hooray to this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Yay!
*checks Fisher catalogue*

*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Horntastic!
Use them to fertilise human eggs and grow a Rhinoboy
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Yes you are, especially with that big facebeard
I like that lotsly
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Facebeard's gone.
It was too itchy by far.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I can empathise
Mine is far too ginger..i want black stubble
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# It is the first time I tried to grow a beard.
I was disturbed to find grey beard hairs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# How old are you?
And grey beardybits are quite nice, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I am thirty.
Don't know what that is in avian years though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# That's a good age for grey beardy bits.
I really like some grey or all grey on men, I do. I know you lot are all :O about it (my dad's just started to go grey, he's 47 and mortified, the silly bastard) but seriously, we quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# concurr
my other half's dad is that 'salt and pepper' hair, can't wait for the pirate to get that too... rah...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ....the pirate.
I'm assuming you mean me. As people may be pirates, or a pirate (singular), but I am The Pirate.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# sadly, i mean the other half, but he's the definitive to me (aaw)
who is actually a pirate. among many other things. he's got a much better family than me.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft, alright, you can have that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Ta!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Oo i've been getting those in me sidies
It's scary... and a hair in my ear the other day
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I hope I will never get such a thing.
I have grey headhairs though. This ageing think is a load of bollocks if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Yes
Went to a gig last night, and am knackered now and my legs ache..what's that all about?It's rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# What gig?
That happens to me and I'm 21.

I just want to be able to go into a pub, be able to have a nice night with my friends, having conversations when we can both hear each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It was the Bluetones off of the '90's
They were kinda ossum and made me nostalgic for being in the roadmenders doing my indie boy jarvis style hip-swaying while at university.
Oh there some very annoying people just behind me talking all the way through which i hate at gigs
Quiet pubs are getting more and more appealing..i'll be drinking stout soon
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I was in the Roadmenders a couple of weeks back seeing Glenn Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I loved the 'menders
Dank, dark sweat dripping from the roof..perfect!
Not been for many years sadly
Was Glenn Hughes good?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Exactly.
Gigs these days go on well past my bedtime, and sometimes you have to stand up! I'm thinking of getting me one of those walking sticks that unfurl into a comfy stool.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# OOOOOH
where/how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Millets!
Just don't put on the anoraks...
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# :)
www.assistireland.ie/index.asp?locID=1331&docID=901
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ooh yes
golfing stool
Good plan
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# It is?
have a pickled pig to go with them.

Edit/ oops forgot to Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# that's disturbing
almost as bad as that fertilised duck egg thing that was in the newsletter a couple of weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Pickled pigs are all the rage
don't y'know. Must be in white vinegar though.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Awwww! VERY Woo!
time for a pea I think, perhaps they could be inserted into this lovely beauty....



EDIT- wheely, you're being added to the ship's roster as captain's birdy shoulder friend, unless you mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmm
That's kinda sexy, for a rhino.
I'm worried about myself
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# We all worry about you
It's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Phew at least someone does
*gets back to rhino loving*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm
Got any vacancies aboard for a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I don't know
are you a useful weasel?

I'm going to have to upgrade this galleon soon, it's getting very crowded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Donno
I can swim, steal stuff, burrow. Pretty damn hard to catch too

I can't help but notice that as a pirate ship you're awefully short on boarding crews and pirates who generally marauder.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# You volunteering to be the ships plunderer and rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# you can be marauder 1 then
Althuogh we can all maraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Or a goat?
Ship milk producer
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# You need to speak to Nonny or the Blue Aardvark about that one
Quartermaster/chef
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Okays.
I'm not sure about being generally known as a "birdy shoulder friend" though. Sounds like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I changed friend to companion
But if you can think of something more fitting, I'm a big ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Yay for odd spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ...and
odd sex (SFW, unless you're a blue sea slug)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# would
and would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# He said: "This is only chicken pox and rhino bile"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
I liek science!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# brillopads!
Science runs through you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# like prunes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)