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[challenge entry] It's panto season again!

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(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I Lived in Skegness for Years
So Big Yays...
(Theatre is called the Embassy and it's Big and Pink)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Is it still bracing there?
With jolly fat men dancing on the beach?
(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Yes.. And scaring the Kids...
The Great Mincing Nancy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Bitch has got my hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hip Hip Hip Hooray...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# :D
bitch has got my hat on and she's coming out to be confronted by a galleon on her doorstep demanding my hat back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Are they gonna take back your wooden leg as well?
(Or Chop off the other one?)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# She hasn't got my wooden leg
Hers is shitty plastic. Blech.

*wangles leg*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Maybe she wouldn't be as unpopular if she had a wooden leg...?
And maybe an Eye-patch... Or Hook Hand...?
Yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Everyone loves a pirate
Except 4dam and SugarSpunSister, who think they're shit. But then SugarSpun is my port wench, whether she likes it or not and 4dam is poo. But we still loves him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Back again.
Thanks for drafting me to your crew!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# ;-) You'd best be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hi there weasel
you've been WoW'ed?
the go and UPDATE YOUR PROFILE WITH THE BADGE THIS INSTANT YOU CAN BE PROUD NOW TO BE A PROPER SAILOR ETC PP

*stands at the seashore waving a handkerchief, sniffing*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Ooof!
Fantastic ordering skills there!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# ARRR! IT NOT BE MY FAULT!
ME SHIFT KEY BE BROKEN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# No, I was impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# then it be a shame y'already having a quartermaster i daresay, m'lady.
but there be a time when me havin collected enough booty to come aboard yer strong ship, but that time, i reckon, be not now. so farewell!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *waves*
RIGHT! HOIST THE ANCHOR!

*strides up to the wheel*

Now, bring me Bring Me The Horizon, for I wish to taunt them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I like his style.
Can we make him 2nd marauder?

*edit* I know the whole crew can maraude, but a select few can be ultra marauders. Catapulted onto other ships whilst on fire with as many knives as we can hold
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# then
i can switch from work to marauding without changing my outfit
how convenient
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Flexibilty in the workplace.
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Aye, I think you can be a marauder
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# really?
though i do not consider myself worthy (note the low booty count in my prof... erm cargo hold), i submissively will accept that generous offer. i hereby swear an oath to protect my captain and crew whenever i'm online danger threatens our mighty vessel. ARR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# ell you are one now
so Baj up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Are you a professional theatre poster maker?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# No
A true professional would have added "side splitting comedy" and "gusset-moistening romance" taglines to it.

Still, at least there's no Jim Davidson in it.
(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Haha true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)