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# did you get a bit of sweetcorn? Some flavour there surely.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# No!
Imagine rimming somebody.

I wouldn't have done it if there was visible bum presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# erm i'd rather not imagine licking shit from someones balloon knot thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# tough!
you are thinking of it. right now.
and you will probably think about it later, too.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# You have no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Was it a boy or a girl?
Coz it tastes completely different you know - due to the testosterone*



*The above statement may contain traces of absolute piffle.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Both. Not at the same time, obviously. I only have one face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I wasn't really expecting an answer to that...
And now I'm a little bit lost for words.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *very open*
You really should have learnt this by now. Nothing in my past (sexually, anyway) embarrasses me. In fact I'm happy that I've tried so much, it makes it easier to give others advice if they need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I have learnt this.
And seriously, I think you're very very cool.


/mutual appreciation society blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Awww, thanking you!
You're pretty woo yourself, you're definitely two tumbs fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# have you ever tried watersports?
If so, if you piss on your hands is it like having a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Depends on what kind you mean.
Not like, drinking or anything.

And no. Pissing on your hands is just like pissing on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
#
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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)