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Note to self

Stay away from church windows.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

*cries*

*poos*
*dies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

ew
eh

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

EH?!

FUCKING EH?!

I DIE AND ALL I GET IS ONE LOUSY EH?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Eh?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

huh?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

meh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

it's not that i'm not sad

cos obviously i am
i'm just confused that a window made you die!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

buh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

pwa

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

fah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

fufufufufufufputetifatang-bwuwuwuwuwuwuwiddle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

YAY

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

*wipes*

*eats*
*takes advantage*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

....eats?

X-P

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

you claim it doesn't taste of much!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

That's miniscule amounts

I didn't have a big mouthful...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

did you get a bit of sweetcorn? Some flavour there surely.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

No!

Imagine rimming somebody.

I wouldn't have done it if there was visible bum presents.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

erm i'd rather not imagine licking shit from someones balloon knot thank you very much

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)

tough!

you are thinking of it. right now.
and you will probably think about it later, too.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

You have no choice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)

Was it a boy or a girl?

Coz it tastes completely different you know - due to the testosterone*

*The above statement may contain traces of absolute piffle.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

Both. Not at the same time, obviously. I only have one face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

I wasn't really expecting an answer to that...

And now I'm a little bit lost for words.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)

*very open*

You really should have learnt this by now. Nothing in my past (sexually, anyway) embarrasses me. In fact I'm happy that I've tried so much, it makes it easier to give others advice if they need it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)

I have learnt this.

And seriously, I think you're very very cool.

/mutual appreciation society blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)

Awww, thanking you!

You're pretty woo yourself, you're definitely two tumbs fresh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

*glees*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)

have you ever tried watersports?

If so, if you piss on your hands is it like having a wank?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)

Depends on what kind you mean.

Not like, drinking or anything.

And no. Pissing on your hands is just like pissing on your hands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6548532

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

I love this site.

Where else could you pick up a conversation from several days ago about what shit tastes like and people remember what you're on about?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

www.scattreats.com?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

I honestly love b3ta so much it makes me smile to myself in the rain waiting for the bus.

You're all lovely.

*honestly means this*

EDIT- except micto, who is a grotwangler.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

you need to get out more :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)

hahahahahahah

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)

I know, I know.

I think it's because I properly came on here when I realised over half of my friendship group were complete and utter fucking gits, and immature with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

...and that's different to b3ta how exactly?

pfft

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)

Nobody here tries to get me to like Busted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)

But

Busted? You *must* love that Busted. They are all the great.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Nope.

No thank you.

*puts pantera on*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

I'm confused.

Are you talking about here or real life?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)

...duh?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)

you're no good for me then....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

LOL

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

You know that's untrue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)

*mwah!*

nighty night all!
have a great weekend

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

*waves*

Nighties!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

ooo!

sexy lacy nighties :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)

*bums goodbye*

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)

Nice! The top 'mouth' has teeth like an Angler fish. Vicious!

*gets the fear*

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

CTHULUS jammy dogers

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha BJ Roulette

*Blindfolds self*
*Spins*
*Pulls Down underwears*
*Braces for Shock*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

Pffft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Your profile is rather cool...

EDIT:Although it confuses me mightily

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

Thanks

I stole the code from someone else. The picture's mine though.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

I don't know...

...they do have a certain appeal - take my local one for example...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

reminds me of that joke from the b3ta book

How can you tell is a Catholic Priest is a paedo? Ask him two questions:

Are you Catholic?

and

Are you a priest?

pffft

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

what book is that then, pray tell.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

erm....are you joking?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Yes.

...how I laughed!

:-)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

*cries*

meanie :P

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

Pffft!

One of mine didn't make it into the book:

Q) What do you give the paedo who has everything?

A) A bigger parish.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)

i bet that's the fourth

time he's been blessed this week

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

I'm sure I've seen that a few times

It looked like this;

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

yes,

only a little bit less so.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

the

KKK?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

'and that was the last time i ever ordered from domino's'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

dominos pizzas are bloody rank...apart from the double decadance thingies

which are really nice.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

every few months we order a texas barbeque, no onions

it's ok, nothing special

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

That's the only one of theirs

we bother eating as well. It's quite nice with plenty of the garlic and herb dip.

Much nicer to make our own pizzas though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

I really wish I had the motivation or inclination to do things like make my own pizza.

I just cannot be bothered. I'm quite lazy when it comes to things like that.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

^This.

~~to make our own~~ when the missus makes...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

hahaha the truth comes out!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

very much so

homemade pizza is ace, lots of MEAT and CHEESE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

MEESE!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)

I quite like their pepperoni ones

then again, I don't think i've ever eaten one entirely sober.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

haha it probably helps. Pepperoni is the only topping I really like on pizzas anyway.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

Dominos gives me bellyrot every single time I have it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

You staring at me?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

heyzoos!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

hahah

ace

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

'fears'

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

words

words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... PICTURES! FUCKING PICTURES! words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words...

fin..

(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)