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# I bet the angrier he gets
the tastier his bacons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no he just gets bitterer and bittererer
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh
it's alaways sad when the potential for a pleasant bacon sandwich is reduced :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# soz.
he's not a happy pig.
you could try boiling him in coca-cola though, a la nigella lawson. nice and sweet and tender.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# why would you boil
nigella lawson in coke?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Nah
yer stress affects the eating quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# could always make a casserole?
add a few spices, who'd know?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmm
casserole. Dang it, now you've made me feel the hungers.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)