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# It's my B3taday!
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(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
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and what do you expect us to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
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wish you a happy b3taday?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!
lovely picture too ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# *sniff*
I wuvs yoos guys....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# enjoy your day!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Might go to the pub to watch footy ashully
Know what matches are on today?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# not 100 % there are any live games on TV today
although i could be wrong

Edit: Man. City vs Fulham and Middlesborough vs Liverpool on PremPlus
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# happy birthday and a marvellous sexy time picture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and pffft!

(I was taught that a castrated pig is disgruntled)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i was cutting up some pig's lungs the other day
the windpipe was still attached, as was the snout. there were hairs on the snout.

and no i'm not going to tell you why
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# why
did you tell me this?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# me thinks you
are telling porkys
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# hahah
I quite like that actually, and a hippy bathday two ewes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# ANGRY PIG IS ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Again?!
*sigh*

Maybe this sandwich will cheer him up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I had crumpets for breakfast
I wish I had eaten that sandwich instead

cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Don't be angry Angry Pig!
Think of jam instead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I bet the angrier he gets
the tastier his bacons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no he just gets bitterer and bittererer
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh
it's alaways sad when the potential for a pleasant bacon sandwich is reduced :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# soz.
he's not a happy pig.
you could try boiling him in coca-cola though, a la nigella lawson. nice and sweet and tender.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# why would you boil
nigella lawson in coke?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Nah
yer stress affects the eating quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# could always make a casserole?
add a few spices, who'd know?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmm
casserole. Dang it, now you've made me feel the hungers.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# haha
happy membership day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha ha, I like this lots!
Happy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
Happy b3taday (from another Phil)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# hurrah
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Happy b3taday!

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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)