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# Something a friend said....

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# And more expensive,
although I got my ceiling roses from them on Thursday as B&Q only had Artex ones.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# On a more serious note,
I fucked an 18yr old in the toilets in my local one....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# That IS serious
I tend to use my local homebase toilets on a Sunday morning when I've run out of bog roll

*edit* happy b3taday!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Happy
Birthday
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
I have never had sex in public conveniences.

I am also now of an age where the 18 year old at work, whilst undeniably hot, is a child.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I hate it when you realise that.
18 yr olds are SO turn of the century.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Worse than that.
It's when I'm in a meeting and the CEO draws a diagram which looks like wizbit, I comment on it, and the pa says 'what's a wizbit?'.

I felt 105.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I like wizbit.
....Not a Lot.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Oh my!
I recognize that song, but with completely different words.

Mother's Finest - Dis Go Dis Way, Dis Go Dat Way
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Might I say
Happy B3taday :D
Mine doesn't seem to offer that service, but they do shaft you every time you pass through the checkout.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# WOO!
BONE US

Bonus!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)