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# i aint got no damn bananas
but i've got weetabix and galaxy, i'm sure they cancel each other out or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# the galaxy will do, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)
# I am now hungry
I am also aware that the kitchen is oretty much food free.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# argh
i've just noticed i've got to put my duvets in to the covers before going to bed ): boo hiss.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# That's it, three in a row.
You're out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# NONONONO
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Fair enough.
*stops*

ooh! Two on the popular page now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ooOoooh

i think the people in the room next to mine are having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Jump up and down on your bed
and shout 'fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme' a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# hmmm... my bed is quite squeaky
i might to go to bed instead
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# and shout fuckmefuckmefuckme?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# I used to have a girlfriend who used to shout that.
Eventually I had to resort to shouting 'What the fuck do you think I am doing here?' at her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# thats what MY girlfriend says
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# i dont find "fuck me" very erotic.
i'll try and think of something better.. and a name.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Reginald?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Alison
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# christ yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# It's not.
It's quite irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# It's better than shagging a computer geek and hearing
"FUCK ME, control a, control c, control v, control v, control v, control v,"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I actually typed fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme.
Although now I cannot imagine why.

(although I did do it again that time too.)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# the tought of people having sex makes me want to retreat to my bed too
for a few minutes at least
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# hate it
when i do that, too much effort required before bed time = sleeping bag :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# i made sure i had the pillows and bedsheet on before i went out
but one of the duvets is on, i'll do the other tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# 2 duvets?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# one single and one double
it's coming up to winter you know! i have a big window!

/cold and lonely nights blog
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# You don't need to be lonely.
You are at Uni, there's loads of boys who would love to fuck you if you decided to become a slag.

Of course, I'd advise against it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# it wouldn't seem that way
but enough of this talk

goonight
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# goonight sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Goodnight.
*is not at all lonely and is malevolent enough to rub it in*

*turns off pooter and snuggles up to beautiful wife*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)