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# No reason...


My dog, the alkie.

I think I'm averaging one post a year or something. Well, until next year... :D
(cookiemonster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# But he's not even drinking
He's just sitting at the bar, touching himself
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# wouldn't you be?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# No, I stand behind the bar and touch myself
and dip my cock into peoples drinks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# it's the only sensible thing to do really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# I always wondered why the beer had a full creamy head
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# weren't the ginger bollocks on the side of your glass
a dead give away?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# i've often wondered who did that!
*crosses off item on rather large list*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah.....
Always suspected he was a dirty old man in a basset hound suit. Hmmm.

(cookiemonster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# and the dirt is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# *ninja avoids*

*Bang!*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# pfffft
why are you looking at my dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# because i want sexytime with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# oddly
whenever I ask my girlfriend if it is sexytime yet, it is not

apparently, she hates the word sexytime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
/autoreply
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# My dog's beer has no head
How does he smell?
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)