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# you can
eat one handed with chopsticks though leaving the other hand free to do something useful like read a book, or hit f5.that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Really?
And it takes you two hands to eat with a fork? Christ mate, buy it from a cookware shop, not a garden centre. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# you're so sharp
you don't need a knife
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I'm not allowed knives...
I only eat food that can be shovelled in with one item of cutlery. Mainly sketti hoops, and tins of cold rice pudding. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Oh God
*craves cold rice pudding like heroin*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# you can only eat stuff with chopsticks you could eat with just a fork.
I'd like to see someone eat a steak with chopsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# how to eat steak with chopsticks:
1. Spear steak with chopstick to hold steady on plate.

2. Take other chopstick, insert end-on, almost all the way through steak.

3. Remove first chopstick.

4. Eat Meat lollipop. (not an innuendo)
(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)