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i could use a cuddle

*sigh*

/emo

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

*launches self*

*limpets*
*cuddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

awww... thankees.

*cuddles*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

I am cuddle monster

I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

Can I have one please?

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

*big cuddles*

Everyone can have one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

*gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

*remembers*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

*nods*

I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

now that is what i call a handy woman.

can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

What kind of biscuits?

None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

yes offcourse.

and on saturdays, chocolate!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)