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# Hot beer is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# have you tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I have
I spoke of it earlier. I went to Wacken Death Metal festival witha few people I knew, and we left a crate of Leffe out in the sun on the hottest day of 2004.

It was like tea, and not very nice. The owners of the beer drank it anyway, but I fucked off to the beer tent for cheap litres of Lowenbrau.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# yuck.
i like leffe though!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# It's nice at normal temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# so is cold tea
especially when it's just because you forgot you'd
made a cup, and just how long ago it was, and you glug
it back expecting that sexualy warm goodness to fill your plug hole
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Very True...
And 'tis Very Nasty to offer somebody somebody who is gasping a Refreshing cuppa.. But then make it with cold water and watch their Face Drop...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!
never!

have you?

you big meanie
i'd never forgive such a heinous trick
tea is my life!

i'd happily become a tee-totaler if they sold tea and spliffs in pubs :)

same trick - different methods:
it's also fun to substitute salt for sugar

i did this by accident once for the new landlord
at our local when i used to work behind the bar
he really never believed me that i never meant to....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# *crosses legs*
don't toy with me.

I love Holland. Their bog standard grass fucks me beyond all recognition (and I have quite a high tolerance) and their coffee is lovely. and the orange juice is fresh squeezed, a lot of the time.


Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I've only done it Once...
They REALLY REALLY deserved it...
...and the look on the face was worth many Shiny Pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Cold tea makes me feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *makes hot tea*
sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# two please, thank you kitten
*sips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# More to the point,
Tetley's - at any temperature - is horrible.

Anyway, who the fuck drinks hot beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Drunk brits in german fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)