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# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, hot and hoppy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Ello lovely
Is your Derek Acorah MisShape on your site? It's my favourite and I can't find it (want to show my papi, he hates Derek Acorah)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Here you go chuck


Oh and by the way, I drew you and a dozen other B3ta zombies last night, will try and colour them soon.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# :O eeee! Thank you! Yaaay, Captain Zombie...
That's really odd, you just posted it and Aphex just linked it too...

God, I love this picture. It's definitely my favourite. Although if it's possible my manwife's more of a fan of you than I am, and he's not even a b3tan.

I may print this out for my fridge, if that's ok with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# *prods*
www.b3ta.com/board/6558079
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I meant everyone that had replied, and I didn't even read half the responses.
You are the fluffiest. *knots* And you knows it, you cheeky minx.

the photo of you and cardme is on my myspace, so say if you want it deleted...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# :D
That's super, I did spot it last week sometime, while I was perusing for knot fuel.

:D

*snuggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# CAT FIGHT!
KICK HER IN THE FANNY!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# *will not kick my e-wench in the fanny*
either definition.


She'll get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# awwwww!!!!
i hate pacifists! :(
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I may beat her later.
but with paddles and feathers whilst she's blindfolded and wearing tiny latex underthings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# That's just reminded me of a song....
*toddles off humming*

Thanks Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I read that as
'be my gusset'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Damn, lost everyone's tesco orders.
So you're all getting satsumas. Adios!

BTW: woohaha to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Merry Satsumas to you too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I actually did that once....
At a Christmas house party when I was about 15, I couldn't afford to buy my mates (male and female) presents, so I gave them oranges. I was ridiculed until I nearly cried.

What the fuck happened it being the thought that counts?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Haha!
My grandad used to send out birthday cards with a teabag in them with the note "Have a drink on me."

/Wishes I got to know him better blog.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# *Copies this idea*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Please do.
Be like a kind of memorial.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *copies again*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# my grandad used to stick teabags
into the top pockets of taxi drivers with the same message.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Maybe it's a grandad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# possibly
I might start doing it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Let's start a movement
As many people as we can get doing this.

Who's in?

Edit: We need a name...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# ME!
*buys extra tea bags*
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# The Teabaggers!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *dips*
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# yup
me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Can girls do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hell yeah you can!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# *joins*
Do we get a baj?

What's the name of the club then? The Ninja Badger Grandad club?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Oh crikey! This is why I never invent clubs.
But as CEO I'm looking for a marketing rep (to make a badge) and a brand leader to come up with a name.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I can't make a baj, unless you want it to be done is ms paint.
I think the ninja grandad club is a good name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# N.G.C it is!
Our mission: To give out as many teabags and the suchlike with the message "Have a drink on me" as possible!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I will always carry at least three then.
You've got to order someone to make a baj, Mr President.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# But who has teh skillz?
Paint or 'shop

either is cool
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# could you give out oxo cubes as well?
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Why not?
The principle is the same!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# me too
*buys 3oo jars of coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# me!
mememememe!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# me
memememememe tooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# YES YES YES!!!
Please me in too, please?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Make a club badge and you're in ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Hot beer is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# have you tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I have
I spoke of it earlier. I went to Wacken Death Metal festival witha few people I knew, and we left a crate of Leffe out in the sun on the hottest day of 2004.

It was like tea, and not very nice. The owners of the beer drank it anyway, but I fucked off to the beer tent for cheap litres of Lowenbrau.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# yuck.
i like leffe though!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# It's nice at normal temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# so is cold tea
especially when it's just because you forgot you'd
made a cup, and just how long ago it was, and you glug
it back expecting that sexualy warm goodness to fill your plug hole
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# Very True...
And 'tis Very Nasty to offer somebody somebody who is gasping a Refreshing cuppa.. But then make it with cold water and watch their Face Drop...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!
never!

have you?

you big meanie
i'd never forgive such a heinous trick
tea is my life!

i'd happily become a tee-totaler if they sold tea and spliffs in pubs :)

same trick - different methods:
it's also fun to substitute salt for sugar

i did this by accident once for the new landlord
at our local when i used to work behind the bar
he really never believed me that i never meant to....
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# *crosses legs*
don't toy with me.

I love Holland. Their bog standard grass fucks me beyond all recognition (and I have quite a high tolerance) and their coffee is lovely. and the orange juice is fresh squeezed, a lot of the time.


Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I've only done it Once...
They REALLY REALLY deserved it...
...and the look on the face was worth many Shiny Pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Cold tea makes me feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *makes hot tea*
sugar?
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# two please, thank you kitten
*sips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# More to the point,
Tetley's - at any temperature - is horrible.

Anyway, who the fuck drinks hot beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Drunk brits in german fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Mmm...
...steaming hot, just the way i like it.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Yay!!!!
The perfect thing on a cold winters day
May have to nip downstairs & have a few ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Mmmm
pint
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# tea and beer
two of the things that make my life so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# tea + beer = teer!
together for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# caffienated beer
yet another thing I never knew I didn't want
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# budweiser made it.
it is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# oh shit
I hate it when you think of something really hideous and it turns out already to exist
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# :D
I could sure go for a pint of hot teabeer right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Woooo
Yaaaaaay

BEEEEEEEEEERRR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hey, where do you come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)