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[challenge entry] 99% of babies are born due to condom breakage.
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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# My parents explained that to me as a child after I overheard an argument.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# What?
That sex is highly addictive?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# may cause a long term effect to your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# TOP TIP:
Put your condoms between some business cards to avoid having an unsightly ring pushed into the leather.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# what about
unsightly leather pushed into your ring?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Better yet, don't keep 'em your wallet in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Yes, it is generally a sign of an optimist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# That, and they perish in the heat.
 
Personally, I wouldn't give up the cock to an indiscriminate stranger, without getting to know them better..
one has other appendages, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# At this stage of my life, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# 31 and still disease-free!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# TOP TIP
Save money on condoms. Turn them inside out after each use.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# anyone remember
the old safe sex advert with the chap talking about Geronimo and saying it was like having a bath with your socks on?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# haha
yes. genius. i wonder how many kids he has.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# *clickety click*
very good
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)