I love creationismI had the JWs trying to explain to me for ages the other day exactly how Noah collected 2 of each of the between 5 and 8 million species of beetles and where he stored them.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:39,
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the stupid thing is that if they added a smattering of Darwinismthey could say that Noah was an advanced species who collected the first spark of life in a matchbox, kept it out the rain for a couple of months and then popped it back once it had turned out nice again, leaving it to evolve in to all the different species.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43,
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I joined a Christian Forum once just to ask that very question.They said, "God brought them unto him".
They didn't understand that the amount of species on the earth requires a planet-sized carriage, not just a P&O ferry
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44,
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And then you have all the foodand what exactly do the carnivores eat?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:53,
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