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# I think I might have diarroea
I probably spelt that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# die her ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I'm sure there is an "h" in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Think you might have?
Have you got any of the following:

1) Lumpy gravy running out of your arse.
2) Rusty water running out of your arse.
3) Semi-digested curry running out of your arse.

If the answer to any of these is "yes", then you may well have diarrhoea... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Yes
I just made a mess of the office toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
Is it a unisex toilet? Did the office totty go in just as you came out? You'll have spoilt your chances with her if so...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Unisex toilets only happen on Ally McBeal
:P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# We have a really small office
4 staff members. One toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Always wondered about that
Was that just a shitty plot hack to help force poor storyline and character development?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# There is a rather funky pub in Poole
that has a huuuge unisex toilet, it is rather groovy actually.
And totally against stereotype as it seems to be the boys who hog all the mirrors.
it is also all clean and stuff as i guess the boys don't piss everywhere if they suspect a girl may be next in queue for the loo
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# It has a fan thing, and I cleaned it.
I had my appendix out a few years ago. it had been close to bursting, and i ended up with loads of infections in that area, one of which caused the worst skitter ever. I was asked to shit in a bowl thing so they could analyse it. the guy in the bed beside me had a REALLY hot girlfriend. She happened to bump into me coming out of the toilet carrying a bowl of my own shite. Luckily for me, she was a scatophile and gave me a shitty rimjob there and then.*

*that last bit may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Haha!
Also: uurgh.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I'm sure there is a Health and safety thing whereby you cannot work with diarrhoea
When I was a chef, It was the instant "get out of jail free" card when you wanted to pull a sickie
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)