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# threadjack.
I just went out for my lunch, in my thick tweedy trousis and trainers and warm scarf and long coat, and I paused outside a shop window on my way back.

An anti-social looking teen walked past me and muttered viciously under his breath. It was only after he'd passed that I realised he'd said 'Tart!'

Do the young people really still use that sort of term? And more to the point, How Did He Know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Its the sign pinned to your back...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha.
that'll teach you to wear tweed.

Wearing lots of clothes is the new naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# clearly.
Mummy, I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Im not your mummy.
but its nice to know you think of me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# might have been an
evangelical christian type?
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Maybe he said
'You young ups-'
or 'I wish my girlfriend was a'
or maybe, just maybe, he thought 'Hey! She's not looking at me! I can be rude and she won't have the guts to run after me and give me a clip round the ear! What should I say? Slag? Whore? Awight gorjus?'

I love teenagers, me.
(Amerella, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# perhaps he just been to
the shops, and realised he had forgotten to buy his favourite pastry confection
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# that suggestion
makes most sense so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)