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# Bad news for you...
...we have no Tescos in Sweden. We have Willys :P

Woo for the drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahhaa
Willys?? :D

ammended just for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yep =)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I love Sweden and I've never even been there
I'd love to go, got as far as Copenhagen in Denmark then came home... next time I'll just fly to Stockholme :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# love it? hmmm..
with our new liberal/conservative government everything is going to be super shitty within a few months anyway, so you better stay where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I'd come just for the Willys
hahahahaha wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# and the willys would probably come for you too
if you stroked them enough
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *caresses*
there are going to be a lot of confused swedish supermarket shoppers when I come to visit...

I've just invented building pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# haha
*rubs self against post office*

YEAH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# so THAT's why they are all being closed down!
You keep frotting them!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I keep leaving cheesy greasy marks all over the brick work
it's rotting the very foundations
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you should use knullstrumpa
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
edit: I am going to open a shop called PiTT:S
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# SNoPP:s would be much funnier :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I want to visit Sweden
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Willys?
Helevete!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# satan i gatan
vilket språkbruk du har...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I only know that one word in swedish
:¬)

edit: I think it is a nawty word too
/not sure
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Something about the Devil in the street
Then I lose it
'which [språkbruk] you have'?

Edit: Oh! he's asking what language you speak
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# språkbruk -> (use of) language.... sort of.
hard to translate
"what language you have" i guess one could say
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it means "hell", so yes it's a bit nawty.
However, there are worse things... :-)

Time to make a "Swedish for B3tans"-guide?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# how do you say 'fucksocks' in swedish?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# uuhmm..
a direct translation would perhaps be "knullstrumpa", or "knullstrumpor" if socks refer to plural
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# How about
slug-pusher?
(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# o_0
wot? i'm not realy sure what slug-pusher really mean, even though I could make a direct translation of the two words slug and pusher...
slug (snail) - snigel
pusher (as in someone who push) - tryckare (now that's a weird word...)
pusher (drugdealer) - langare

try this:
lexin.nada.kth.se/swe-eng.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ah
that is where i got my idea for the PiTT:S shop from

thanks Lexin :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# haha thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Brilliant idea
Its like the English for drug dealers in the Spanish film Airbag... hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# oooh yes :¬)
although - i struggle with english
/rubbish at languages
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Yes please!
But we want rude stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# although helvete means "hell"
I think it is much worse than saying hell here.

A swedish girl told me to shout it, which I did
and got told off (in swedish) by an old swedish woman
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# They're still sensitive about where Abba took the world
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Abba were great!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# This is actually true
I frowned a bit every time I scanned down to that comment, I'm not sure why I said it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# no they weren't. they suck horseballs.
or as we say in Sweden. De suger hästballe.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# You also have
BUM biscuits

and Krapp toilet roll

*Titter titter*
(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)