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[challenge entry] Across Battersea, no work would get done ever again
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From the Global Warming challenge. See all 191 entries (closed)

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# WOO!
tesco in sweaden, they are taking over the world.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# AND STILL USE GB POUND STERLING
hee hee :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# ;)
It was the first supermarket that came to mind

*adds to b3tabet list*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# She could really do with getting to the doctors about that breast
...it looks painful!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Teehee
*huggles*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I'm a doctor! *puts hand up*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I'll take a look at it if you like.
They called me a "gifted amateur", you know.

Woo to the pic, Lovelysausage!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# hubba hubba hubba!
pointy nip nips have gotten me all steamy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# *fans*
Calm down sir its only a crudely drawn 5 minute sketch of nip nips... nothing to pop your top over!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Bad news for you...
...we have no Tescos in Sweden. We have Willys :P

Woo for the drawing!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahhaa
Willys?? :D

ammended just for you :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yep =)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I love Sweden and I've never even been there
I'd love to go, got as far as Copenhagen in Denmark then came home... next time I'll just fly to Stockholme :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# love it? hmmm..
with our new liberal/conservative government everything is going to be super shitty within a few months anyway, so you better stay where you are.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I'd come just for the Willys
hahahahaha wooo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# and the willys would probably come for you too
if you stroked them enough
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *caresses*
there are going to be a lot of confused swedish supermarket shoppers when I come to visit...

I've just invented building pr0n
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# haha
*rubs self against post office*

YEAH BABY
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# so THAT's why they are all being closed down!
You keep frotting them!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I keep leaving cheesy greasy marks all over the brick work
it's rotting the very foundations
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you should use knullstrumpa
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
edit: I am going to open a shop called PiTT:S
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# SNoPP:s would be much funnier :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic :¬D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I want to visit Sweden
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Willys?
Helevete!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# satan i gatan
vilket språkbruk du har...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I only know that one word in swedish
:¬)

edit: I think it is a nawty word too
/not sure
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Something about the Devil in the street
Then I lose it
'which [språkbruk] you have'?

Edit: Oh! he's asking what language you speak
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# språkbruk -> (use of) language.... sort of.
hard to translate
"what language you have" i guess one could say
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it means "hell", so yes it's a bit nawty.
However, there are worse things... :-)

Time to make a "Swedish for B3tans"-guide?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# how do you say 'fucksocks' in swedish?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# uuhmm..
a direct translation would perhaps be "knullstrumpa", or "knullstrumpor" if socks refer to plural
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# How about
slug-pusher?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# o_0
wot? i'm not realy sure what slug-pusher really mean, even though I could make a direct translation of the two words slug and pusher...
slug (snail) - snigel
pusher (as in someone who push) - tryckare (now that's a weird word...)
pusher (drugdealer) - langare

try this:
lexin.nada.kth.se/swe-eng.shtml
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ah
that is where i got my idea for the PiTT:S shop from

thanks Lexin :¬)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# haha thanks!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Brilliant idea
Its like the English for drug dealers in the Spanish film Airbag... hilarious!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# oooh yes :¬)
although - i struggle with english
/rubbish at languages
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Yes please!
But we want rude stuff too
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# although helvete means "hell"
I think it is much worse than saying hell here.

A swedish girl told me to shout it, which I did
and got told off (in swedish) by an old swedish woman
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# They're still sensitive about where Abba took the world
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Abba were great!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# This is actually true
I frowned a bit every time I scanned down to that comment, I'm not sure why I said it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# no they weren't. they suck horseballs.
or as we say in Sweden. De suger hästballe.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# You also have
BUM biscuits

and Krapp toilet roll

*Titter titter*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I like your bananas.
They are lovely!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# They love you too so its all good :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# no wonder
if there are bums like that around to look at.

nicely.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# why thank you sir
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe
well done
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Ta very muchly like
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# lummy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# lordy
'Ello guvna!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# eying up which banana to 'use'
woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Thats the one you rude thing
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# me...rude? give over....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Cor!
That's brightened up my morning no end
Nice work madam :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# yay
were you not having fun? *cuddles*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha.. Nicely Drawn...
I might have a bananananana for lunch now...

Woop
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# ta :)
bananananannanananananaaaa....

The only word impossible to stop spelling
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# yay another one for the folder
do you have these all together somewhere online?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# nopes they're kinda dotted about
most are on my photobucket... but I really need to do one central gallery.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# cold in the fruit and veg section you say?
like the drawing
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# aye she's about to get caught for suspicion of shoplifting peanuts
.....


*gets coat*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Cor
sexy! And that's just the artist. *mwah*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee thankees foxy lady
how be you? *huggle*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I am grand
I have had a lovely London weekend and have arrived home to find my website ready for action. Hurrah! How are you?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Bananas
presented alongside one another, on shelves in front of a glowing glass wall. Just like bottles of spirits in a swanky bar.

Is this the true, awful effect of global warming?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Dayglow bananananananananananas?
Yes.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Then these are sad times.


*sob*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you
don't get many of those to the pound.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)