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[challenge entry] Across Battersea, no work would get done ever again
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(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# WOO!
tesco in sweaden, they are taking over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# AND STILL USE GB POUND STERLING
hee hee :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# ;)
It was the first supermarket that came to mind

*adds to b3tabet list*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# She could really do with getting to the doctors about that breast
...it looks painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Teehee
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I'm a doctor! *puts hand up*
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I'll take a look at it if you like.
They called me a "gifted amateur", you know.

Woo to the pic, Lovelysausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# hubba hubba hubba!
pointy nip nips have gotten me all steamy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# *fans*
Calm down sir its only a crudely drawn 5 minute sketch of nip nips... nothing to pop your top over!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Bad news for you...
...we have no Tescos in Sweden. We have Willys :P

Woo for the drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahhaa
Willys?? :D

ammended just for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yep =)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I love Sweden and I've never even been there
I'd love to go, got as far as Copenhagen in Denmark then came home... next time I'll just fly to Stockholme :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# love it? hmmm..
with our new liberal/conservative government everything is going to be super shitty within a few months anyway, so you better stay where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I'd come just for the Willys
hahahahaha wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# and the willys would probably come for you too
if you stroked them enough
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *caresses*
there are going to be a lot of confused swedish supermarket shoppers when I come to visit...

I've just invented building pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# haha
*rubs self against post office*

YEAH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# so THAT's why they are all being closed down!
You keep frotting them!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I keep leaving cheesy greasy marks all over the brick work
it's rotting the very foundations
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you should use knullstrumpa
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
edit: I am going to open a shop called PiTT:S
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# SNoPP:s would be much funnier :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I want to visit Sweden
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Willys?
Helevete!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# satan i gatan
vilket språkbruk du har...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I only know that one word in swedish
:¬)

edit: I think it is a nawty word too
/not sure
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Something about the Devil in the street
Then I lose it
'which [språkbruk] you have'?

Edit: Oh! he's asking what language you speak
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# språkbruk -> (use of) language.... sort of.
hard to translate
"what language you have" i guess one could say
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it means "hell", so yes it's a bit nawty.
However, there are worse things... :-)

Time to make a "Swedish for B3tans"-guide?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# how do you say 'fucksocks' in swedish?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# uuhmm..
a direct translation would perhaps be "knullstrumpa", or "knullstrumpor" if socks refer to plural
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# How about
slug-pusher?
(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# o_0
wot? i'm not realy sure what slug-pusher really mean, even though I could make a direct translation of the two words slug and pusher...
slug (snail) - snigel
pusher (as in someone who push) - tryckare (now that's a weird word...)
pusher (drugdealer) - langare

try this:
lexin.nada.kth.se/swe-eng.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ah
that is where i got my idea for the PiTT:S shop from

thanks Lexin :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# haha thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Brilliant idea
Its like the English for drug dealers in the Spanish film Airbag... hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# oooh yes :¬)
although - i struggle with english
/rubbish at languages
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Yes please!
But we want rude stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# although helvete means "hell"
I think it is much worse than saying hell here.

A swedish girl told me to shout it, which I did
and got told off (in swedish) by an old swedish woman
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# They're still sensitive about where Abba took the world
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Abba were great!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# This is actually true
I frowned a bit every time I scanned down to that comment, I'm not sure why I said it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# no they weren't. they suck horseballs.
or as we say in Sweden. De suger hästballe.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# You also have
BUM biscuits

and Krapp toilet roll

*Titter titter*
(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I like your bananas.
They are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# They love you too so its all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# no wonder
if there are bums like that around to look at.

nicely.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# why thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe
well done
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Ta very muchly like
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# lummy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# lordy
'Ello guvna!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# eying up which banana to 'use'
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Thats the one you rude thing
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# me...rude? give over....
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Cor!
That's brightened up my morning no end
Nice work madam :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# yay
were you not having fun? *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha.. Nicely Drawn...
I might have a bananananana for lunch now...

Woop
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# ta :)
bananananannanananananaaaa....

The only word impossible to stop spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# yay another one for the folder
do you have these all together somewhere online?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# nopes they're kinda dotted about
most are on my photobucket... but I really need to do one central gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# cold in the fruit and veg section you say?
like the drawing
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# aye she's about to get caught for suspicion of shoplifting peanuts
.....


*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Cor
sexy! And that's just the artist. *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee thankees foxy lady
how be you? *huggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I am grand
I have had a lovely London weekend and have arrived home to find my website ready for action. Hurrah! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Bananas
presented alongside one another, on shelves in front of a glowing glass wall. Just like bottles of spirits in a swanky bar.

Is this the true, awful effect of global warming?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Dayglow bananananananananananas?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Then these are sad times.


*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you
don't get many of those to the pound.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)