
brought on by raping hamsters, funnily enough.
Apparently the only symptom is that it makes your hair less ginger, and makes your cock quadruple in size.
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59,
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Apparently the only symptom is that it makes your hair less ginger, and makes your cock quadruple in size.

I'm ginger as fuck, and my cock is so withered and small that I thought it was a pube 'til I pissed out of it.
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Guinea pig AIDS has the opposite effect to hamster AIDS.
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03,
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so that can be my random quote
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04,
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which is a bit pap really. Especially considering I fucked up the spelling of 'haha'.
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"I failed a job interview at McDonalds"
I was not amused
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08,
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I was not amused

It was funnier before you edited and corrected the spelling mistake.
It kind of explained things.....
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10,
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It kind of explained things.....

I didn't get the job because I laughed when the woman said "We don't employ people with facial hair"
and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin
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Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12,
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and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin

I worked there for a year while i was at college. One of the most degrading experiences of my life.
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Lovely website! *mwah*
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Lovely website! *mwah*

I'll try and get the text editing toolbars sorted out ASAP. (trying to steal this from work.....)
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