
You know you're from a northern family when your dad can hit you in the head with a slipper from 100 yards!
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49,
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you're all northern
haha
*uses electricity, writes on paper with a pencil*
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50,
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haha
*uses electricity, writes on paper with a pencil*

...my dad would kill me with a slipper covered in razor blades from 5 yards, resurrect me, pour the boiling chip pan over me, then lock me in the shed, inside a barrel of weedkiller.
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51,
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we used to have to get up at half past ten, half an hour before we'd gone to sleep, lick th'road clean and then go work down't mill fer ha'penny a year and come home and dad would beat us to death with a stick of celery.
....and you try telling that to kids today...
/four yorkshiremen sketch
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02,
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....and you try telling that to kids today...
/four yorkshiremen sketch