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# Ahmedoubterjad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# My dad calls me gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# as a word, it's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# It's glorious.
You know you're from a northern family when your dad tells you to 'g'weh, yah nebby gobshite'.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# wrong....
You know you're from a northern family when your dad can hit you in the head with a slipper from 100 yards!

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(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# haha!
you're all northern

haha
*uses electricity, writes on paper with a pencil*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# You were lucky...
...my dad would kill me with a slipper covered in razor blades from 5 yards, resurrect me, pour the boiling chip pan over me, then lock me in the shed, inside a barrel of weedkiller.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Is that all?
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Pure luxury....
we used to have to get up at half past ten, half an hour before we'd gone to sleep, lick th'road clean and then go work down't mill fer ha'penny a year and come home and dad would beat us to death with a stick of celery.


....and you try telling that to kids today...

/four yorkshiremen sketch
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Heh!
Right, fag time. If I have time when I come back I'll pop back on and say goodbye.

It's sad that I actually miss you bastards.

Someone squeeze the wench for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# is that cos you are one?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# yeah
thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Someone really needs to give him a good kick in the face
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# *clicky click clickity click click click*
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# wheelybird i love you


and woo dbroon, that mush is a reet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# bahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
your name is fookin' grimmace.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Gobshite!
great word.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)