I was going to
but then realised that I couldn't really be arsed.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:59,
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I did some work for a market research company once
the survey was "should the NHS fund tattoo removal" - you'd be amazed at how many people there are out there that don't know what a tattoo is!
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:55,
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I'm continually amazed that
the people I speak to make it through the day.
The great general public are 90% muppets.
100% of FACT!
I'm in market research, I should know
And yes, I hate it.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:59,
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The great general public are 90% muppets.
100% of FACT!
I'm in market research, I should know
And yes, I hate it.
it's it often a bit self selecting
people who are at home all day are more likely to be povos / pikeys ?
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:00,
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Nah housewives are too busy
cleaning/cooking/looking after the kids to answer the phone.
That is NOT an insult, its FACT
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:08,
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That is NOT an insult, its FACT
Yeah that too.
But the number of times I've been told "No, I'm cooking for the kids"...
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:13,
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I have often thought
of keeping a tape recording of crying children beside the phone, and playing it when people ring. That'll scare them off.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:17,
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yep
trying to explain to people that you don't actually have their phone number, the number was randomly selected by a computer program.
public : where'd you get this number
me : er, a computer guessed it
public : but it's ex directory!
me : twat *hangsup*
I did this job for about a week, I still have nightmares..
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:03,
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public : where'd you get this number
me : er, a computer guessed it
public : but it's ex directory!
me : twat *hangsup*
I did this job for about a week, I still have nightmares..
Erm, probably the smoking one
Though hearing the words "blood clots on my lungs" is helping me to think about quitting.
this is getting a bit like the antiscript that was on t'front page a while back, for when people like me call up. I put it up at work, people loved it
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:56,
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this is getting a bit like the antiscript that was on t'front page a while back, for when people like me call up. I put it up at work, people loved it
that was good
although I got a bit bored trying to follow it all. I prefer the "Sorry, I'm not interested. Goodbye" approach.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:57,
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I get quite a lot of that
Its great for winding people up on a Saturday morning.
We do it for Lloyds Bank.
Watch out.
edit: sorry Lloyds TSB. I could get fired for that
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:00,
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We do it for Lloyds Bank.
Watch out.
edit: sorry Lloyds TSB. I could get fired for that