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# If it wasn't illegal I'd have no problem with eating people.
In fact, I'd prefer to eat people over other animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I wonder
if smokers taste different, like smoky bacon, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Probably.
I'd probably taste horrid.

Tutt, clean living birdie that she is would probably taste lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# She does
I mean . . . she would


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# it's decided, we eat Tutt for Xmas dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *sharpens the cutlery*
Bagsy a curly bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Japanese scientists invented a robot that tastes food to pair it with appropriate wines.
When presented with human flesh, it mistook it for prosciutto.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That's fantastic
I never know what wines to put with things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# why the frig was it presented with human flesh?
whose was it? what the fuck? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# One of the operators was probably made of human flesh
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# definitely
You know how nice baby's heads smell, imagine that toasted. Mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Brain's probably absolutely lovely.
As long as it involved killing/cooking alive Girls AfuckingLoud I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# that's a really bad idea
you shouldn't eat the flesh of flesh eaters, as the accumulation of toxins in their systems means that you'd get massive doses

unless you stuck to eating vegans
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Good point.
Mr Happy Toast, would you mind having a quick chat in this cupboard with me please?

What axe? Oh this one...that's for my own protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I'm not a vegetarian
I just try to avoid eating meat as much as I can. I had some on Saturday so I'm spoilt!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# right, but eating animals fed on animals is ok?
because a lot of chickens are fed on processed chickens now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# more cluck for your buck!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# not the chickens i eat
that's the sort of behaviour that caused mad cow disease, haven't these people learned anything? gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Cannibals develop
a CJD style brain rotting disease if they eat too much human, so all in all, not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Well we won't eat too much
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# but really.....
you don't know where we have been!

with the crap we eat these days we'd be unhealthy anyway....
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)