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# Its time to eat the happy meat
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# GAH!
WTF?

Face MEAT!
EDIT: Happy Eater Burgers :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
That's fab!


and quite disturbing.



but fab!

*click*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Ew!
*clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# That should be an 18 certificate.
I am actually frightened by that.

Click, though.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# me too

I think they might bite back....
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!GETITAWAYFROMME!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Come here now!
msn
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# flirt.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# he is
i keep forgetting to download msn
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I think it's 'buoy' but I could be wrong.
Just so you know. My ginger frotwangler.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# better?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Only better in the worse sort of way, really.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# cocking hell!
I hope you didn't really cut people's faces off and grill them.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I
Do
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *hides*
AAAAAAAH.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

NO TELLY FOR YOU FOR A YEAR.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# nice :D
Cannibalism really is the solution to the world's problems. Seriously.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# If it wasn't illegal I'd have no problem with eating people.
In fact, I'd prefer to eat people over other animals.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I wonder
if smokers taste different, like smoky bacon, possibly.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Probably.
I'd probably taste horrid.

Tutt, clean living birdie that she is would probably taste lovely though.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# She does
I mean . . . she would


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# it's decided, we eat Tutt for Xmas dinner!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *sharpens the cutlery*
Bagsy a curly bit.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Japanese scientists invented a robot that tastes food to pair it with appropriate wines.
When presented with human flesh, it mistook it for prosciutto.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That's fantastic
I never know what wines to put with things.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# why the frig was it presented with human flesh?
whose was it? what the fuck? eh?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# One of the operators was probably made of human flesh
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# definitely
You know how nice baby's heads smell, imagine that toasted. Mmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Brain's probably absolutely lovely.
As long as it involved killing/cooking alive Girls AfuckingLoud I don't mind.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# that's a really bad idea
you shouldn't eat the flesh of flesh eaters, as the accumulation of toxins in their systems means that you'd get massive doses

unless you stuck to eating vegans
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Good point.
Mr Happy Toast, would you mind having a quick chat in this cupboard with me please?

What axe? Oh this one...that's for my own protection.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I'm not a vegetarian
I just try to avoid eating meat as much as I can. I had some on Saturday so I'm spoilt!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# right, but eating animals fed on animals is ok?
because a lot of chickens are fed on processed chickens now.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# more cluck for your buck!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# not the chickens i eat
that's the sort of behaviour that caused mad cow disease, haven't these people learned anything? gah!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Cannibals develop
a CJD style brain rotting disease if they eat too much human, so all in all, not a good idea.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Well we won't eat too much
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# but really.....
you don't know where we have been!

with the crap we eat these days we'd be unhealthy anyway....
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Just the one for me please

*offers up bun with ketchup in*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Ewwwwwww...
That makes me Hungry...
Hmmmmmm
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I don't understand.
What's this got to do with Tom?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm!
*tucks in*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Haha!
That's totally disgusting :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# fantastically done
and gruesome
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# that's horrible and fantastic
*clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# RPS has finished you know ;oP
Eeew, eeew, ewwwwwww!

Woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# FUCKING HELL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# put this in card form
and compo it ... add a dead cat along the way, sure-fire hit!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ..
holy shit
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Ewwww!!!
That's nasty.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# sings:
baaaby face! you've got the sweetest little baby faaace
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Sh*t...
And I'm moving in with you?!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
#
Now THATS a happy meal and a half
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# holy fucking hell, that's good.
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(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 4:13, archived)
# That's gorgeous!
 
*prays for desktop-size*
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 8:00, archived)