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# Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be...
A Giant Mexican Ant!


there are some more Cool close up insects here
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:03, archived)
# Hello Mum.
How's Duncan?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)
# Would be great TV.
Anybody here a commisioning editor for ITV? I think we've got a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)
# who got a pic of
Mathew Kelly then :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)
# err
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:16, archived)
# they even have thier own bug band !

nice to see somebody else getting in on the game
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)
# "Incests that Rock - the teen cult that is destroying your childrens minds"
Phone the Daily Mail - I think this story has legs.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:09, archived)
# i hear
that is you play thier music backwards there is a secret message instrucing all insects to take over the world and kill all humans
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)
# "Sleepers Awake"
a sticker I once saw at a tube station. Didn't realise it was for the insects.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)
# Incests?
You're slippin' like Freud.
(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)
# too right.
my brain is too slippery for my fingers to type.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:18, archived)
# Wasn't MicroAngela
one of the Teenage Mutant Tina Turners?
(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:18, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Tina Turners
now I'd pay hard cash for that to be on TV.

I'd imagine them to be very small - quite deformed and be singing "I'm your private dancer - dancer for money - I'll do what you want me to do."

I'm not alone here - am I?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:26, archived)
# You ever
seen Ike & Tina's version of 'Proud Mary' off Beat Club on VH1? Fookin' bangin'!
(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# No. But I've got tickets for
Rammstein, Pulp & Slipknot. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)
# are they all on the
same bill?

I rememeber pulp and minty (shock art collective) sharing the stage once, so it's not impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:37, archived)
# sadly not.
but slipknot should be interesting. My girlfriend has blagged backstage passes. I am planning to knock one of them out - steal their mask - and go on stage... shouting "B3ta! Equals! Shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:49, archived)
# While you're at it
can you steal me a boilersuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:59, archived)
# i've lost my biolersuit ...
... me & joel had to stand outside a recent party wearing boiler suits & monkey masks. It was in the middle of Soho. We rocked. But - yeah - managed to leave my bioler suit in the cloakroom. Arse poo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)
# Woo!
Have you any photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)
# no photos sadly.
a nice japanese tourist photographed us though. don't really know how to track him down.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)
# A Japanese tourist
with a camera?
Whoda thunk it?
(I helped save b3ta! fotav Goodbye Blue Monday, Hello FAIRYLAND!, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 7:39, archived)
# I think I
saw that - was it near the Gay Hussar?
(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:30, archived)
# it was
here - look we get a little thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:37, archived)
# excellent
i love them
(poohpot, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:38, archived)