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[challenge entry] unoriginal...
but my brain hasn't re-engaged yet after having 3 weeks off 'work'.
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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)
# sadly
that's bindun a few times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
# rilly?
i just went through 11 pages of compo entries and didn't see one!

meh. i'm obviously just retarded.
(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
# either that
or they weren't on the pages you checked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I got your 'welcome to Ipswich' pic via email yesterday
with the sender claiming it to be in the height of bad taste, she loved it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
# w00t!
my first viral! *feels proud*
(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
off work wanking myself stupid

woo for the unusual sex toy
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
# are you implying you don't do that at work?
or does your office have a no wanking policy?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:28, archived)
# fair point
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)
# people say that to me
when I wank in the office
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:37, archived)
# so er ...
why when he'd died of parkinson's disease would he still be moving after death?
Is there something about this particularly cruel and debilitating disease that would in some way mean that he should be in perpetual torment post rigor-mortis?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yes, because it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
# It's only a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)
# didn't the suggestion
strike you that just maybe I was a little over the top in the derision of that picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Yes, but I didn't find it funny so I decided to just be a bastard instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:35, archived)
# fair do's ;)
I bow to your avoidance of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:38, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:39, archived)
#  
o|o
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:41, archived)
# how can a disease be cruel?
de facto a disease has no physical manifestation beyond its phenotypic characteristics thus concious exert of any emotion derogatory or else is simply not possible

Pedant war!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Pedan'ts War?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Oh you wanna throw down?
step up then boi and bust some phat ones on the plank if you think youve got the potatoes to make a salad*


*hasnt got a fucking clue
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:38, archived)
# well I was
convinced*



* also has no clue
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:47, archived)
# anthropermorphism
...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:35, archived)
# /spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:37, archived)
# bugger that
i'm dyslexic .. I rely on implied exemplary English ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:40, archived)
# it's like, y'know...
a bit of a joke type thing?

If you want to dissect it, feel free, but he's a bloke (whom i have immense respect for) who's a bit twitchy due to an illness, and so i was making fun of that fact by implying it would carry on post-mortem...



(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I like the pic ..
I just like being pedantic more ... and a little derisory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *patents the parkinson-powered perpetuum mobile*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Perpetual Motion DOES exist.
Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:34, archived)