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[challenge entry] A Little Too Honest?


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(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Again, filesize is an issue, boy.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i like it big though
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Ive used up my broadband allowance this month.
and am on dialup speed now.

I dont like it big, cuntie.

[edit: whoa guys, chill! - wasnt being quite so serious]
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
# its only a bit over
and i couldnt give a fuck about your broadband

soz
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:35, archived)
# in swahili
the word 'soz' means 'i am a cunt'*





*may not be 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
# that may be true for those who speak swahili but in england
a cunt is someone who pedantically corrects someone elses grammer

it truly is a small world
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
a) i wasn't correcting your grammer, just pointing out that 'soz' is a fairly retarded word to use, as if 'sorry' is that much more difficult to write.
b) i would define someone who pedantically corrects someones grammer as either an english teacher or another person who has a great interest in the english language.
c) a cunt is actually someone who tries to be whitty to someones remark and ends up making a twat out of himself.
d) the world is small relative to your perspective of size and perception of space, i think the world is fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)
# HONK! HONK! HONK!
Comic Book Guy alert ! Comic Book Guy alert ! Comic Book Guy alert !
(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i was simply using soz as an abbreviation or shortened version of sorry
not exactly anything to piss your pants about hmm? and anyone who uses the word "retarded" to describe someone whos simply used the word "soz" instead of sorry is obviously a cunt. which you are

soz for you, soz for your family etc etc
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Perhaps, you mean grammar.
A sentence is completed with a full stop.


*bursts into flames*
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)
# ^this
I'm not quite on dialup yet but it's pissing me off
EDIT: oops, misread the file size: I take that back
sorrys :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:36, archived)
# you've used up all your allowance
yet you are coming here, where there's a regular flow of new images to cache, and there's the need to refresh lots?

doesn't seem very sensible to me

(i'm all for people observing the filesize limits, but there's no need to be an absolute cunt over a couple of k)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
# one of my favourite posts:
www.b3ta.com/board/6644184
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Cheers.. I'll bookmark that :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Its only 10k over the "advised" limit
I don't think it was an excess of 10k over images that used up your bandwidth limit
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
# 10k over?
the post below (my one) is a similar size, yet do didn't say anything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
# National service-
Now there's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I agree...
especially as I am now too old ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
# which is also why I suggested it!
Good 'Ning Chunders,are you keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Had some man flu
but nay bad. How you?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Just escaped man flu (had a cold)
but well as can be now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
# oh god


*soul dies a little bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)