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From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

I am NOT

falling for that again.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

Click it - you know you want to!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:05, archived)

I did as soon as I'd posted

This time YAY!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Saucy!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Dare I say

humpable?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Hahaha

And another top tune!

This gets my click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

hahaha :)

and a click for the tune :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

I shall do a new jukebox at some point.

I'm busy at the mo writing sketches trying to get Radio 4 to air one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)

good luck meester :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Cheers

I got shortlisted for the show out of about 2500 people so I'm going to be pissed off if I don't get at least one sketch on the air!

EDIT: focus group time. Is this funny as a one liner gag for radio?

VOX POP:

"Of course, I use a Blackberry and I have an Apple computer at home but what I really want to know is whether or not they count towards my 5 portions of fruit per day?"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

What R4 show?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

A new one called Recorded For Training Purposes

It's in the 11pm slot on Thursdays. The first episode is tomorrow night.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

I'll be listening

Is it any good, without your input I mean?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

I've only heard the pilot so far

and yes, I thought it was funny. It's a sketch show rather than a sitcom and I've definitely heard a lot worse.

There was an excellent one in the pilot about a bloke talking about when he cut open an aubergine and noticed the seeds inside it spelt out the name of the prophet Mohammed:

"That's when I realised that I had a blasphemous aubergine."

Cracking good line!

EDIT: or were you suggesting that without my input it might be good?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

Really hate aubergines

And you were right before the paranoia kicked in!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

It made me smile :)

Now just needs the delivery to make me guffaw :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

They never read as well as they sound

You have to imagine (for instance) Marcus Brigstocke doing it in his upper class twit style voice or something.

Or an easier one to hear in your head might be a train announcement:

*bong*

"Southern Trains have a normal service operating on all routes this morning. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

haha..bloody trains :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

what he said :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Certainly quite chuckleworthy

Got any more?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

WOO! splendid

and you get an extra WOO! for the backing music.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)