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# *Eb Bass to the Face*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *fires cluster basoons*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)
# you also have a weak concept of brass bands
*takes cover under a pile of soprano cornets*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)
# You're just oboephobic.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I am actually
I think all reed instruments that are bassoon or oboe like sound guff

UTTER FUCKING GUFF
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)
# So, is it
just the double reeds that piss you off, or does a clarinet give you the rage, too?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)
# nah just the double reed
something about the squeeky and generally horrible note that comes out

it sounds like somebody very boring I knew who was female had sprout breath and tried to seduce me, with her manly but quiet voice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I see....
Now, Mr OfShoes, just lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:14, archived)
# she's got a great moustache
I'm dead jealous like
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Stabs GrandmaOfShoes with a tuba*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *makes 'wah wah wahhhhh' sound*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *Flugelhorns up the fundament*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *TENOR HORN TO THE TROUTLIPS*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *Baritones your back passage*
/running out of instruments....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *clashes with cymbals*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)