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# Is the mac turned on?
*edit* Nah man, its a rather sensible question. I'm just in a stupid mood today
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Is it plugged in?
Has he tried restarting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Has the brightness/contrast been turned down to zero?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# is it actually a computer?
...or just a box, painted matte-white with an apple logo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# It's the next step after trojan malware
entire trojan computers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)