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# another one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# There be dragons!
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Here be dragons!
dragons are braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# There might be Giants!
God I've just been looking round one of the flats I let out. Kicked the tenants out Yesterday. Shite everywhere!!!
One of the obviously needed to get back in after the keys were returned and has bashed down the front door
and there is tranny pr0n all over the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *perks up*
tranny porn?

just bag it up and i'll take it off you at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# lol
I think I counted 12 half used bottles of lube as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha nice
TJ:
any mac spods about? a mate needs help with his ibook
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# 1) pick up ibook
2)open window
3)using a forward thrusting motion, expel the ibook through the window
4) Buy a pc

If you're lucky, you'll hit another mac user with said ibook
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)
# it'd be cheaper to fix his current computer
than buy a whole new one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)
# he needs an upgrade.
they fix everything don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Yea I know
Me and macs never got along. I always feel like a spazz when I use a mac
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# i've used them from the get go
they're what i'm used to
i have to use a pc at work
and although i don't like it, it's functional

horses for courses etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I have a mac or two
don't know that I can help, of course.

(off-topic : it's odd how often people who have macs will talk to me in coffeshops/on trains when they see I have a mac. like its some kind of secret society/ club).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Freaks and nerds tend to group together.
They see you have a Mac and immediately assume you are a Mac nerd like them. They generally feel alone and unloved in the PC dominated world and will cling to each-other for support.
(Milt I like gin., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i don't talk to mac owners
if i see they have a mac
as generally it means they can afford a laptop, and i can't

the smug cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# what
kind of help?
(I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# he's lost his user settings
all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Is he logged in as the wrong user somehow?
...I guess that's a silly question. Sorry.
edit: this seems like a helpful thread:
www.macfixitforums.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=tiger&Number=798065&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=31&fpart=1
'In most cases, problems with settings not "sticking" are the result of permissions problems with the files and folders in the user's home folder.'
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Is the mac turned on?
*edit* Nah man, its a rather sensible question. I'm just in a stupid mood today
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Is it plugged in?
Has he tried restarting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Has the brightness/contrast been turned down to zero?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# is it actually a computer?
...or just a box, painted matte-white with an apple logo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# It's the next step after trojan malware
entire trojan computers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ah.
Not sure on that one I'm afraid. Don't have my Mac to hand to have a probe, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I think there is no problem with his Mac
...they don't go wrong after-all.

I suspect he is suffering from amnesia.
(Milt I like gin., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# sounds like he deleted something he shouldnt have
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hello matey
it's certainly a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Has he tried
redoing his user settings?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# They do that sometimes
But it could be worse, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# You should tell him to have an after lunch nap, like what I've just had.
and when he wakes up it should be fixed. An after lunch nap solves everything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# git
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)
# If the system restore disk won't fix it
and reinstalling the o/s won't fix it, that's basically the limits of my expertise with Macs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# My expertise goes as far as hitting it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)