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From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# thats why i buy mine nothing
cos she doesnt smell and is pretty, and is sweet enough

but she doesnt see it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *boak*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# me and the missus agree it's nothing but a Hallmark day
so we're staying in to watch the Brits with a M&S meal for two and a bottle of wine

but i bought her some nice chocolates, so she has some bragging rights at work
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# may i jack with this pea from the morning shift
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*trowels on*
*squirts*

Ah, that's better.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)