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# she says in her 'PhD'
that if you have less DNA/RNA you age faster

she is a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# whatever her other pronouncements...
...her advice to eat less crap and to exercise more is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)
# yes
but most people know that without being told to spend £4398767 on strange vegetables and books by gillian mckeith
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# heh, and everyone's fit and healthy too! yay!
er....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# they know it
but they don't have to follow it. it is taught at schools. pizza and crisps are just nicer than carrots
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# that's the nonsense, really.
i much prefer carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I only like carrots
when they are cooked so much the nutrients are probably gone.

there is only one use for raw carrots. Gillian would probably approve, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# bah. i eat one or two daily.
in fact, it's almost salad time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)
# yay
for raw carrots

although boiled carrots have their place too, alongside a nice piece of lamb, with some mashed (or roasted) spuds and some green beans. and a generous helping of gravy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# you made me hungry for roast now
damnu
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i'm sorry
i meant lamb chops
you're welcome round my place on saytrday. will be doing a beef roast (not gonna have time to on sunday)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)
# chops?
I made the D: face.
Chops are too much bone and fat for me. I like a nice slab of muscle.
mmm beef. I haven't had a proper roast for months
/poor student blog
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01, archived)
# i meant it
come round here on saturday, and if you can't make it we'll have a b3ta roast (just you and me, and tutt, and JJ, and milkman dan, and anyone else who fancies joining it)
haven't told my flatmates yet, but i'll be roasting a beef joint, roasting some spuds, making some yorkshies (i make fucking amazing yorkshies) some gravy, and possibly some carrots. even if my housemates don't join me that'll see me for at least four days

edit: i put sunday, but i won't be here on sunday so hopefully you didn't see that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)
#
you anywhere near aberystwyth? (if you are, I am very very sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)
# sorry
bristol.
although i've friends who went to aber uni (well friend)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)
# you're rubbish
I shall cry an emo tear, like so :'(

why is everyone on the internet who is not a merkin or russian from bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:14, archived)
# WOAH. WOAH. WOAH.
how dare you accuse me of being from bristol.
i merely live here (and study here and work here) but i'm from the lovely village of liverpool (tried to find the meaning of the roman name on wikipaedia, but it was so innacurrate i stopped reading)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:17, archived)
# I apologise good sir
(and now I said that you are probably a lady)
should know you are northern if you can make good yorkshires. I shall make some tomorrow for solidarity. I may even make a CDC shaped one. I tried making a CDC scone and colouring it with ribena but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)
# nah
i'm not a lady (not last time i checked anyway)
i need flour for next tues anyway so may as well make some yorkshies
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:38, archived)
# You evil person
Making me crave such foods at 3am is surely a crime punishable by brussels sprouts!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01, archived)
# noooooo!
not the brussels! buuuuurn them. with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Why put this in your profile?
 
English food is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:21, archived)
# english food is great
We didn't have to cover our food with spices because it was so shit in the first place.

can't beat roast lamb, or fish and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:43, archived)
# so give us an example
of some great kiwi food
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Hitler liked carrots too
So I guess we should just overlook his other kerrazy ideas because he got that one right, eh!
(richey, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 4:30, archived)