Also, gain lots of weight and stop giving a fuck about how you look.
That seems to be pretty popular with tha laydeez around these parts.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:37,
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sensible shoes, too
i hear...hmm...curses. i like bathing and looking nice...i'm fucked aren't i?
well, there's my problem.
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:38,
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nope, most definitely not fucked
and therein lies the problem.
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mutster101 fell over,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:23,
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If you meet a woman then you must ask her to live with you within the first three months.
It's lesbian law. (At least, it seems to be with the ones I know. For some reason none of them had noticed this.)
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55,
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