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# i'm having troubles meeting teh ladiez...

is my shirt too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# ah...well then...
*ponders how to install flashing neon lights in shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:36, archived)
# All you need to do is dye your hair purple, wear hessian and forget to wash.
They'll be all over you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# but...
i like baths!

*sob*
doomed to a life of lonliness!

boohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Also, gain lots of weight and stop giving a fuck about how you look.
That seems to be pretty popular with tha laydeez around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:37, archived)
# sensible shoes, too
i hear...hmm...curses. i like bathing and looking nice...i'm fucked aren't i?


well, there's my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:38, archived)
# nope, most definitely not fucked
and therein lies the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:23, archived)
# If you meet a woman then you must ask her to live with you within the first three months.
It's lesbian law. (At least, it seems to be with the ones I know. For some reason none of them had noticed this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Admit it, You love horses
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# fuck if i know.
but that shirt is rather bitching.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# yeah...
i kindof want one for realsies...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:35, archived)
# hmmm
nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Hey mate
How's home?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:45, archived)
# fucking shit and cold
you crazy aussies with your 3 month visas, i want access rights i tell you!!
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Pretty good, just trying to sort out a new place etc
Been partying a bit hard, but you know how it is...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Not
really
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:37, archived)
# that looks like a girl i know
acts like her too... creepy
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:48, archived)
# I'm a ladie!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:50, archived)
# opt for 'bewbs' instead.
dullards won't understand and cool chicks will vie for your sweaty love.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:59, archived)