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# haha!
'ning blood
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning, young lad made of wood.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ning dad!
you don't mind if i call you dad do you? you did recreate me.
all set for tuesday? I've got my bunker pass right her-
oh crap!! i lost it! hang on.....
*searches frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *slinks back into shadows*
*crosses out "ivesb" and writes "K. Weasel" in official looking writing*

*chuckle evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# DAMN YOU WEASEL!!
at least there was no link tho..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I'll get you sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# not today you won't.
you'll be too busy throwing molotove cocktails at noobs
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# You can call me Dad if you like, son.
You don't need a bunker pass any more - we're family now!

*cuddles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *feels slightly disturbed by the hand on my crotch.*
thanks dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *moves hand*
Sorry about that. Let's pretend it never happened, okay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# ok dad
*sobs quietly in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Get a grip of yourself, boy!
No son of mine lets a little bit of family gropage worry him - sort yourself out or I'll have you sold for firewood!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey.
This fatherhood lark's harder than I thought it would be...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# yes dad
*manfully grabs kerrys tackle.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# That's better!
Right, are we cool now? No weirdness between us?

*bonds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *unibonds*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Let me see your fingers....
Yes, as I suspected. No More Nails!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# but all the other wooden boys do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)