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# well dont get it done on the NHS
a friend of mine had the same thing done and they botched the operation about 5 times. In the end this person had to have the leg amputated up to the knee :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Are you always that good
at calming people before surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# That's nothing!
My mate went to casualty once cos he'd sat on a bee and he's like allergic to bees and they took him into the hospital and made him sit in this room and he waited there so long his ribs turned to cheese cos the bee caused calcium build up and now he's in a wheelchair and can't move because if anything touches his ribs they will break because they are made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# this saddens me
*buys his some biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
jacobs crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# only the best
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# nah
he's just a bit eccentric

*badum*

*TISH*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# :|
perhaps I will go looking for Paul afterall...
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sorry mate
i wish it was a made up story
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)