There once was...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.'
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.'
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
You're just jealous
because he's a grown-up, with a grown-up name.
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:20,
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my name implies immaturity
but i'm secure enough not to go around changing it every five fucking minutes
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26,
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*makes image of if ear was a cunt, fucking it*
*compos appropriately*
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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*ponders the appropriateness of the last line of a poem being considered a joke*
*eats cereal*
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:21,
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