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There once was...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.'

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(Mr Wimble, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

'punchline'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

Ginger cunt.

Stop picking on Mr Wimble.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

fat hippy

i wasn't picking on him
i was merely criticising him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

You're just jealous

because he's a grown-up, with a grown-up name.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

my name implies immaturity

but i'm secure enough not to go around changing it every five fucking minutes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

*makes image of if ear was a cunt, fucking it*

*compos appropriately*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

*ponders the appropriateness of the last line of a poem being considered a joke*

*eats cereal*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

I think in most limericks, it's basically a punchline.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

I will buy a drawing board to go back to..

thought limericks might have been considered jokes.

Will try again though!

(Mr Wimble, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

That's a lie

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

i love it when wimmin say cunt. gives me the fakin 'orn

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)