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# Oooooh dear.
You poor boy.


Eat some spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# spinach makes your spunk taste bad
or am i thinking of asparagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Asparagus.
Face it, spunk is never going to taste good. You meant 'makes your spunk taste WORSE'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# truth be told
i've never tasted it and i'm never going to so i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I wouldn't.
No point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Dear Dr. Carroll: I've heard people say that what a man eats can influence the taste of his semen. Is this really true?

Yes. The flavor and taste of a male's ejaculate varies from man to man and is strongly influenced by what a man eats. For example, the ejaculate of a man who smokes cigarettes or marijuana, and drinks coffee or alcohol is often bitter. A man who eats red meat, certain vegetables (such as spinach, asparagus or broccoli), chocolate, garlic or greasy foods often has a very sharp flavor to his ejaculate. And a mild to sweet ejaculate is often due to a vegetarian diet or one high in fruits (especially pineapple) and herbs such as peppermint, parsley or spearmint. A little experimentation with various foods could never hurt!

drjanellcarroll.com/content/your_questions
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Lychees make it taste wonderful I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Also no.
Slightly better, but still horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# just tastes like salty porridge to me
this is why I don't eat porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Pile of piss.
My vegetarian ex drank a pint of pineapple juice a day, just for this reason.

I can without any doubt tell you it still tasted like Satan's arse vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Are you arguing with Dr Carroll?
She's sucked more cocks than you've had hot dinners, I like to imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I am indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)