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[challenge entry] Acne doesn't come on your face till you are about 13!!(This is not a photo of me)

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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# LOL ZITS ON A PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your pubescent face?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Oooooh dear.
You poor boy.


Eat some spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# spinach makes your spunk taste bad
or am i thinking of asparagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Asparagus.
Face it, spunk is never going to taste good. You meant 'makes your spunk taste WORSE'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# truth be told
i've never tasted it and i'm never going to so i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I wouldn't.
No point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Dear Dr. Carroll: I've heard people say that what a man eats can influence the taste of his semen. Is this really true?

Yes. The flavor and taste of a male's ejaculate varies from man to man and is strongly influenced by what a man eats. For example, the ejaculate of a man who smokes cigarettes or marijuana, and drinks coffee or alcohol is often bitter. A man who eats red meat, certain vegetables (such as spinach, asparagus or broccoli), chocolate, garlic or greasy foods often has a very sharp flavor to his ejaculate. And a mild to sweet ejaculate is often due to a vegetarian diet or one high in fruits (especially pineapple) and herbs such as peppermint, parsley or spearmint. A little experimentation with various foods could never hurt!

drjanellcarroll.com/content/your_questions
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Lychees make it taste wonderful I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Also no.
Slightly better, but still horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# just tastes like salty porridge to me
this is why I don't eat porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Pile of piss.
My vegetarian ex drank a pint of pineapple juice a day, just for this reason.

I can without any doubt tell you it still tasted like Satan's arse vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Are you arguing with Dr Carroll?
She's sucked more cocks than you've had hot dinners, I like to imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I am indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your moon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6891200
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I know some guys in northampton so its tempting
but they leave on the 31st so I'd need a place to stay. What are your post bash plans?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 1/2 a mile for the pub is this place
www.ibishotel.com/ibis/fichehotel/gb/ibi/3657/fiche_hotel.shtml

soon as I get confermation of a lift from sheffield (after getting a 6 hour train to there)
I'll book a room.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ouch, 47 quid is a bit steep
If I can get a floor to crash on I'll try make it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# think how I feel
I am teh poor student, and its my Birfday too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hmm, I'm sure we can find a front room to crash in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'm not traveling 400 miles to sleep on a floor though
I want a bed. and as I said my Birfday too so hopefully I'll be able to swindle some Cahs out of folks in cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Alas 9 peeps are already sleeping at mine
so, it's a bit full here. :(

Can you not book a twin room and share?
/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)
# how far is northampton from fareham?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# a little under 2 hours
hour and a half with my driving
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# oh christ and right before lunch too
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# This compo is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 'ning Muggles!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *points to a bin*
That's your mum, that is.


I've got to stop saying that to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# History today rawked!
People get confused though when I tell them that M Khan is them too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)