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[challenge entry] max 'head'room


another reason to forget the eighties.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I am rissing hard about tis one
maybe it is time for bed
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# you've not been subjected
to the talking urinal yet?

lucky you.

I just inserted about the most annoying digital character ever into one. and tried to make a joke.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# no sorry
I live in the real world, we have polish blokes trying to spray us with Brut and charge us 2 quid for the privilege
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# well, now you know they are coming....
screens above the pissers in bars and urinal cakes that preach about drunk driving when peed on.

(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)
# people who drink drive in cities or towns are fucking made
you can just about get away with it in the countryside because crawling along at 15mhp is not noticed unless you are surrounded by other traffic
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)
# or if you a local
the police will be "pissed again eh? on yer way"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Heathen!
M-M-M-Max is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)
# WHY THE FACE?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Whu-whu-why the fa-fa-fa-face!
shu-shu-shu-surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Surely you mean
a-a-a-a-sshole?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)